Never Mess with the Queen
This one time I wanted to post this funny pic of Shelby and I on my Instagram page but I thought maybe I should ask her first, just in case. Well thank the lord I did because she then responded back saying not to post it because she said she looked unattractive. I said she looked fine but she still said not to. I jokingly said what if I do, what are ya gonna do about? Not even 10 seconds later she said if I do that she’s going to do the same lol, then sent me this cluster of embarrassing pictures of me with the one of the best one liners I have ever seen and I knew that she had more where that came from. Moral of the story “When you aim for the Queen, you Better not Fucking Miss!”